
I got a call from a pollster today. He asked if I would answer a few questions to see if I meet their criteria to take part in a questionnaire about China. First, "What is your job title?" Second, "How much would you say you know about China?" (with five options to select from: very much, somewhat, etc). Lastly, this:
POLLING GUY: What do you think of when you think of China?
ME: Do I have options to pick from?
POLLING GUY: No.
ME: Uh ... seriously?
POLLING GUY: Yes, what is the first thing you think of when you think of China?
ME: I dunno ... the Great Wall of China.
POLLING GUY: OK, you qualify for our study.
I'm still a little baffled by this. It seems like a weird way to filter people. But I guess Harris knows what it's doing. In all honesty, though, there was definitely a voice whispering in my head, "Don't say anything offensive, don't say anything offensive." I think my genuine first thought is a toss-up between a map of China and a montage of Mao Zedong laughing maniacally and triumphantly with, like, flames licking around his face and millions of starved-to-death corpses strewn behind him (sorta like this). A close third is that any China section in any bookstore seems to be a wall of red covers and dustjackets. Hasn't gotten old yet, I guess. Having said that, I would really love to see the list of all the answers to this question.